Did you miss me? Don’t worry. I’m as fit as a fiddle. I have been enjoying spring and hanging out with the goats. I am celebrating this spring day with some animal jokes. Share your favorites below and we will feature the best ones on our Facebook page. I have Kris’ permission.
Why did the cow cross the road?
-To get to the udder side.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
-It was stuck to the cow.
Why do fish live in salt water?
-Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why do dogs wag their tails?
-Because no one will wag it for them.
What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
-A cow walking backwards.
Do you know what is more amazing that a talking dog?
-A spelling bee.
When you finally stop laughing, share your favorite jokes below. I will pick some to share on our Facebook page. I am the funniest donkey with a blog.
