Jose Animal Joke Challenge



Did you miss me?  Don’t worry.  I’m as fit as a fiddle.  I have been enjoying spring and hanging out with the goats.  I am celebrating this spring day with some animal jokes.  Share your favorites below and we will feature the best ones on our Facebook page.  I have Kris’ permission.


Why did the cow cross the road?

-To get to the udder side.



Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

-It was stuck to the cow.



Why do fish live in salt water?

-Because pepper makes them sneeze.



Why do dogs wag their tails?

-Because no one will wag it for them.



What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?

-A cow walking backwards.


Do you know what is more amazing that a talking dog?

-A spelling bee.


When you finally stop laughing, share your favorite jokes below.  I will pick some to share on our Facebook page.  I am the funniest donkey with a blog.

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