Hi Ho! Jose’ here! My friend Lexie was sitting in the pasture yesterday reading me some book about a donkey when she happened to mention that she would not see me today because she was going school shopping with her Mom. I’ve heard a lot about school from my little […]
The Jose Connection
Hi Ho, Jose’ here! In case you all haven’t noticed its HOT outside! Chardonneigh, the goats and I have been spending a lot of time in the shade of the trees down in the pasture. There has been quite a bit of commotion coming from the pool end of the […]
A Hot Jose’ Summer Day
HI Ho, Jose’ here! Did you think the white ghost in the pasture had got me? Well, Kris has been quite upset with me over an incident involving Chardonnay a couple of weeks ago so I have had to mind my peas and q’s! And, although Kris believes that Chardonnay […]
The New Pasture Inhabitant aka The White Ghost
Winter time is a particularly hard time for us as Innkeepers and for our livestock in the pasture. I love all our animals as do our guests, but sometimes during hard freezes I wonder why I have animals that I have to trudge out in the cold to care for! […]
One Cold Ass!
HI HO, Jose’ here!! It’s been a while since I have written so let me update you on the most recent happenings here at The Secret. Recently, my owners obtained 4 new hens to add to my flock. Well, 3 of those 4 hens turned out to be roosters and […]
Kris’ Livestock Adventure
Hello Everyone!! With Autumn in full swing there are leaves and acorns everywhere in the pasture. Since it has been several months since it has rained they are not quite as sweet as usual but some are still pretty tasty. Our human, Charlie has been very busy raking up all […]
Leaves, Leaves Everywhere!
There was such a nice cool breeze blowing last night that my goat friends and I decided to sleep out under the stars instead of our usual spot in the barn. We do this a lot in late spring and early autumn just because the cool night air feels so […]
Fall is in the Air!!!
It was about 7:30, once it had cooled off when I decided to head down the driveway. You see, my little friends had been telling me about school and how they needed to have “supplies”. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t terribly excited, after all this place […]
The Great Jose’ Escape…..his explanation!
So, let me take a moment to explain last weeks “goat” incident. Now, I know most of you heard about it from my owner’s point of view, and I gotta admit it did not look all that wonderful from where she was sitting. You see, Toby has had sore feet […]
Things are not always as they appear…..Or are they?
My Favorite Movies With Donkeys and Mules (my cousins) 1. “Francis the Talking Mule” There are a series of films actually. I think there are about six or seven of them. I’m not certain if Francis ever received any Oscar nods, but he deserved some. Francis is an experienced army […]
My Favorite Movies With Donkeys and Mules (my cousins)
So, my human family was running around last night mumbling something about a Strawberry Moon. I love strawberries but I’m guessing (since I am a smart ass!) that I couldn’t eat a strawberry moon. I do hear folks talking about Strawberry Jalapeno Jelly and how good it is on biscuits […]
Strawberry Fields Forever…..a Donkey’s Paradise
Did you miss me? Don’t worry. I’m as fit as a fiddle. I have been enjoying spring and hanging out with the goats. I am celebrating this spring day with some animal jokes. Share your favorites below and we will feature the best ones on our Facebook page. I […]